Human: New Year’s is just around the corner, and so are your solvings, so give yourself the best gift of all: a membership at One Time Fitness. Here at One Time Fitness, you can sign up for a one-time 30 -minute gym membership experience. It’s just enough to give you boasting privileges about going to the gym without all the self-loathing from never actually going to the gym, so you can feel free to come in and warm up on the bike, get a drink, check your texts, take a gym selfie, promote your chin, exhale your chest, flex your appendage, whoa, only strike a pose. Take 20 minutes to write a caption and then upright your gym selfie to Instagram. Get a cup, relax on the only leg press machine, accidentally pussyfoot on the yoga people, wish you were that person, or even that guy. Get a beverage, do face-lifts incorrectly, go down in value, go down in weight, go down in weight. Grunt loudly while hoisting no value so you can feel better about yourself.[ grunts] Think about that Instagram post. Neglect to place the values apart. Delete your upright, go in the locker roo– Never going to be home in the cupboard office. Try to join the yoga people, then leave and never return. – See you later! – No you won’t! Man: One Time Fitness, because let’s get real, that’s all you’ll exploit it for anyways. -Thank you for watching.Please like and shareand agree, all those things, but comment below about…how you feel about … me. I wished to know. Just give me the truth. What do the teenagers call it? Roast me? Don’t roasted me ..